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Dear Blair’s Death Rain

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393


July 20, 2011


Blair Lazar
PO Box 363
Highlands, NJ 07732

Dear Blair’s Death Rain,

Holy shit man! My mouth is on fire. I was only able to make it through one ounce of a two ounce bag of your Habanero Kettle Cooked Potato Chips. To be fair though I had absolutely nothing to drink. No water, no milk, no beer, no soda pop! You should consider saying a two once bag is two servings. That way I wouldn’t have to feel as bad about letting a bag of potato chips unman me. I think I could have made a better showing for myself if I wasn’t breathing the Habanero dust off the chips.

Balls! These things are hot. I love hot stuff that has flavor. These also have a great flavor. It’s too easy to just make something hot, but you give these chips fire and taste! I love them.

My girlfriend thinks I have burned off all my taste buds. I try to tell her I can taste things she can’t. My palate is super sensitive. She never believes me. I’m going to buy some of your hot sauces now. I hope they are as flavorful as your chips!


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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Reply:

Blair’s
Deathsauce
Since 1989

From the desk of Blair

 

Hello Christopher,

Great to get a real letter!  These days the E-world moves so fast people just hit send!


Feel alive

Your chilipal

[signed]

Blair

 

 

 

 

 


Gardner
Resources
Highlands
NJ 07732
800.98.BLAIR

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Commentary:

This is one of those 100% true stories. I’m glad I found Blair’s Death Sauces and Snacks!

Yum yum!

I’ve been using the sauces he sent me. They are all yummy. Only two bring the heat, but the others are great for flavor!

By Christopher L. Jorgensen

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