Dear Century Publishing

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393

September 13, 2010

Century Publishing
P O Box 11307
Salt Lake City
UT 84147

Dear Century Publishing,

I’m not gay or anything, but sometimes certain men have some kind of hold over me. I mean hot is hot if you know what I mean. Like I have this Canadian friend who’s a bit more attractive than he should be. If Anthony Imperioli wasn’t so far away, and if we both didn’t have girlfriends, I don’t know where things would lead! This thought keeps me up at night!

So I was wondering if you had any tips on nipping this burgeoning and burdensome desire right in the bud! Is there a book I should read that will help keep my on the straight and narrow (I’m more worried about the straight part).

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

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Reply:

September 19, 2010

Dear Christopher,

Thanks for writing to us. We’ve enclosed a brochure about books that may help you. There are also several websites that have good information:

www.samesexattraction.org general site
www.exodusinternational.org for Christians
www.evergreeninternational.org for LDS (Mormon) Christians
www.couragerc.net for Catholics
www.jonahweb.org for Jews

Hope these help!

[signed]

Larry Richman

Century Publishing

Century Publishing website: www.centurypubl.com

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Commentary:

I was kind of surprised this response didn’t come on letterhead. It seemed a bit odd that it was just a bunch of typed up URLs, but not as odd as having a publisher that focuses on Project Management and overcoming homosexuality. Yeah, those two things go together! But on to the subject to this letter.

Anthony Imperioli kicks ass. He does all my illustration work. He did the banner at the top of this site and the jackass I use on twitter. Anthony has too much going on to mention it all, but you’ll probably want to follow him on twitter and be sure to check out his puppet show:

Anthony’s great, but he’s no Sam Witwer, and as far as the whole gay thing, Apple now has an app for that: Exodus International. [Update: App has been removed by Apple. You’ll just have to stay gay.]

By Christopher L. Jorgensen

Website: http://jackassletters.com

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