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Dear David Thorne

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393


November 21, 2008


David Thorne
PO Box 10476
Adelaide BC
South Australia 5000


Dear Mr. Thorne,

I would like to sponsor your poor black boy by sending you “paper money of any denomination in an envelope,” but unfortunately, I am not wealthy enough to do so. In fact, it cost me about a buck to send you this letter, so I am requesting you compensate me fully for this! Please send me $1 USD. If you do so I promise I won’t sleep on your couch if I ever visit Australia.

I must insist on American currency however. Ever since Jesus drove the money changers out of the temple it just hasn’t been as easy to get currency converted.

I await your prompt remittance.


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

Sponsor:

Reply:

[Via email]

Dear Mr Jorgensen,

I am sending you this electronic mail on the internet.
Thank you for your letter. Apologies for the belated reply. Although I have just transfered one dollar in US currency to your account, you are still welcome to sleep on my couch.

Due to the monetary exchange rate, this transfer cost me eight hundred and thirty Australian dollars so it will be a bleak Christmas for my son this year. Do not concern yourself however, as he is quite a crap child and does not deserve anything nice.

Regards, David.


David Thorne 27bslash6

This email may contain either nudity or highly personal misinformation.
Activities and vehicle modifications appearing or described in this
email may be potentially dangerous.

I think you would look nice in a 27b/6 t-shirt. Unless the word sheep™ 
has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this disclaimer,
it does not have any purpose and may be ignored.

Send something interesting to

PO BOX 10476
Adelaide BC,
SOUTH AUSTRALIA 5000

Follow me at twitter.com/27bslash6 like a fifteen year old schoolgirl.

 

 

 

 

 

 

David Thorne website: www.27bslash6.com

Commentary:

I’m giving Mr. Thorne a link, even if he didn’t write back

replied in email. His website is worth a look. Thanks to @jazrusso for letting me know David is on twitter.

Also, the “black boy” explained. David is going to hell for that one, and I guess now I’ll be joining him there.

By Christopher L. Jorgensen

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