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Dear Gov. Parnell (AK)

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


January 11, 2012


Governor Sean Parnell
Office of the Governor
P.O. Box 110001
Juneau, AK 99811


Dear Governor Sean Parnell,

Any way I can get an autographed photo?

Recently a friend of mine emigrated to your fine city from Scotland. He claims there are no decent places in Juneau to eat. Personally, I don’t see how he can be so picky, since they eat haggis in Scotland! I thought perhaps you could send me one of your Visitors Bureau restaurant pamphlets and I could pass the information along.

My friend, Gordon Brown (no relation to the former Prime Minister of England), claims he has to go all the way to Anchorage to eat at an Applebee’s. There has to be a better place than Applebee’s in Juneau! If there is I will make sure he finds out if you let me know where he should go.

I bet you’re pretty glad Sarah Palin is no longer governor (especially since this means you have a job). I also bet you’re glad she doesn’t spend much time in Alaska. I get tired of seeing her in the news. I wish she would just go home to her beloved Alaska and leave the rest of the country alone. We in the Lower 48 have had enough of the Palins to last a lifetime. I don’t see this happening, so I guess we’ll have to learn to live with her like Alaskans have.


Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

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Reply:

Governor Sean Parnell
STATE OF ALASKA

March 26, 2012


Mr. Christopher Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

Dear Mr. Jorgensen,

Thank you for contacting the Office of Governor Sean Parnell, and for your request of an autographed photo.  I regret that autographs are not a part of our outreach at this time.

The Juneau Convention and Visitors Bureau is a great resource for locating dining options in Juneau.  They can be reached at 907-586-2201 for more information.  The Bureau also maintains an online dining guide at http://www.traveljuneau.com/cms/d/dining.php.  I hope these resources prove helpful for your friend.

We appreciate hearing from you, and hope your travels lead you to Alaska in the near future.

Sincerely,

[signed]

Ben Robinson
Constituent Relations Coordinator

 

STATE CAPITOL • PO Box 110001, Juneau, Alaska 99811-0001
ANCHORAGE • 550 West 7th Avenue #1700, Anchorage, Alaska 99501

Gov. Parnell (AK) website: gov.alaska.gov

Scan of the letter from Gov. Sean Parnell

Commentary:

I can’t believe Gov. Parnell wouldn’t send me a photo. I bet Sarah Palin would have when she was Governor.

This letter is part of the Governors & Premiers project. I am so far behind on this project that all the encumbants will have been voted out before I get done and then I will have to start all over again!

If you didn’t already know, I am running my annual fundraiser. You should donate, since sure as shit no one else is.

By Christopher L. Jorgensen

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