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Dear Gov. Perry (TX)

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393


May 3, 2010


Governor Rick Perry
Office of the Governor
P.O. Box 12428
Austin, Texas 78711-2428


Dear Gov. Rick Perry,

Glad you and the puppy are fine! Can I get an autographed photo of you with the puppy?

I’m sure Peta is all up in your grill for shooting that coyote, but those people need to get a sense of humor! I mean how much funnier can you get than having the fine Governor (you), of one of these United States (Texas),  shooting a coyote, with a laser sighted, .380 Ruger pistol, loaded with hollow-point bullets, while out jogging with a labrador retriever puppy, all because he’s afraid of snakes! You can’t make stuff like that up! Pure comedy gold, but I bet not one Peta person finds it as funny as I do!

I’m not sure if I’m allowed to run around with a gun in Iowa, but we don’t have as many snakes here anyway. Besides, I’m probably not in good enough shape to carry a .380 Ruger around. What do you think, should I start with something lighter like a .22?

By the way, what do you think Gov. Chet Culver’s chances are for reelection? I’m thinking not very good, but that’s only because former-Gov. Terry Branstad is back in the race!


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. are you at all related to the American actor Luke Perry? He was pretty good in “Jeremiah,” although I think most everything else he’s done has sucked. I’d still take his autographed photo if you are related and could pull it off!

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Governor Perry asks that no reproduction of the enclosed photograph(s) be made without his express approval. In order to accommodate all requests, our office has implemented a policy that recipients may use photographs only for their own personal use. Governor Perry asks that photograph(s) not be used or reproduced in a fashion to imply endorsement of any particular business, organization, cause, office or candidacy. Thank you for your cooperation.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gov. Perry (TX) website: www.governor.state.tx.us

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Pending official ruling from my lawyer I won’t be posting the super sexy soaker photo of Governor Rick Perry.
Rick Perry firing a starter pistol.

By Christopher L. Jorgensen

Website: http://jackassletters.com

My lawyer said I couldn’t, so I didn’t. This man wants to be your President.

By Christopher L. Jorgensen

Website: http://jackassletters.com

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