Dear Harvestland

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

November 24, 2012

Harvestland Consumer Affairs
P. O. Box 949
Kings Mountain, NC 28086

Dear Harvestland,

You should give whomever invented the “Easy pull rings” a promotion, a raise, and a corner office, because that guy is a genius! Previously I’d use a knife or some other poorly designed utensil to cut through that plastic and inevitably end up cutting into the bird! I know the chicken’s already dead, but I don’t like stabbing things unnecessarily! Even dead things.

Now I bring it home, get the pot ready, pull the easy pull rings and that thing pops right in there! Easy peasy.

Thanks!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

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Harvestland®
Food you can really feel good about comes from Harvestland.

December 3, 2012

Christopher Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010-0546

Dear Christopher,

Thank you for sharing your complimentary thoughts about our products.

The HARVESTLAND® brand proudly meets consumer expectations of 100 percent vegetarian fed chickens. When it comes to making the best choice for your family, choose HARVESTLAND® PURELY ALL-NATURAL products.

Should you have further questions or concerns, please call us toll-free at 1-800-881-6250 Monday through Friday 9:30 AM to 6:00 PM ET. You may also e-mail us at www.harvestlandbrand.com.

Kindest regards,

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Terry Johnson
Consumer Affairs

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P. O. Box 949, Kings Mountain, NC 28086 www.harvestlandbrand.com

Harvestland website: harvestlandbrand.com

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