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Dear Keebler

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393


September 20, 2010


Kellogg North America
PO Box CAMB
Battle Creek, MI 49016-1986

Dear Keebler,

do the elves have names? I saw a picture of them once and there had to be at least a dozen elves, and it dawned on me that I don’t know any of their names—which only seems fair as they don’t know mine—but I am curious now. Can you tell me their names? Or is this a Keebler secret? If it helps you can tell them that I am named Christopher L. Jorgensen.


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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Reply:

Kellogg’s

October 11, 2010

Mr. Christopher Jorgensen
PO Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393-3042

Dear Mr. Jorgensen:

Thank you for contacting us concerning our elves’ names.

There is no secret in our elves’ names.  The head elf would be Ernie Keebler, followed by Elwood, Elmer and fast Eddie just to name a few.  All of our elf information can be found at www.keebler.com under the meet the elves section.

We appreciate your interest in our company and products.

Sincerely,

[signed]

Danny Chavez
Consumer Specialist
Consumer Affairs

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021332267A

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kellogg Consumer Affairs / P. O. Box CAMB
2 Hamblin Ave. E. / Battle Creek, Michigan 49017 (800) 962-1413
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Commentary:

I threw them a softball and they didn’t even bother swinging. Danny Chavez is the first person I’ve ever met [note: we’ve never actually met] that is too lazy to cut & paste! He could have gone to the website and just done a little name dropping and this letter would have written itself!

By Christopher L. Jorgensen

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