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Dear MP Michael Gove

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010
USA


December 2, 2011


Rt Hon Michael Gove MP
House of Commons
London
SW1A 0AA
England


Dear Michael Gove,

Can I get an autographed headshot? I know I’m not British or anything, but I still have a stiff upper lip and a photo of you would make my day!

You don’t know me, but I’m a big fan. “A Feast at Midnight” is one of my favorite films of all time (mostly because I think Julie Dreyfus was hot before she got old). It’s always saddening when an actor like you or Ronald Reagan or even Arnold Schwarzenegger goes into politics. I figure people should pursue their real talents and yours is acting! But the world being what it is I guess you have to do something to pay the bills.

I’m not just writing for a celebrity autograph; I also wanted let you know people are saying mean things about you on the internet. Some even went so far as to call you a monster. I think that’s pretty unfair. As far as I know you’ve never even played a monster!

I don’t get what all these people are mad about, but then I don’t really know what a Tory is either. I’m an American and we don’t have Tories here. I tried to follow along, but I got lost with the accusations of you being against the strikes when this is so obviously not true! I saw a photo of you actually striking! Do these people not pay attention?

On that off chance you are looking into ways to bust the unions you should write Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker. He’s pretty good at this.

Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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Reply:

Conservatives


Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010
USA

 

Monday, 16th January 2012

 

DEAR MR JORGENSEN

I am writing on behalf of The Rt Hon Baroness Warsi, Co-Chairman of the Conservative party, to thank you for your letter addressed to The Rt Hon Michael Gove MP at Conservative Campaign Headquarters.

I have forwarded your letter to Mr Gove’s Parlimentary office, who will be best placed to assist you with your request.

Thank you again for writing.

Yours sincerely,

 

 

[signed]

 


Oliver Wells
Office of the Conservative party Co-Chairmen


cc: The Rt Hon Michael Gove MP

 

Conservative Campaign Headquarters, 30 Millbank, London SW1P 4DP, Switchboard +44 (0)20 7222 9000, Fax +44 (0)20 7222 1135, www.conservatives.com

 

MP Michael Gove website: www.michaelgove.com

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Commentary:

I was paid by @maggie_thatcher to write this letter. I’ll do anything for a buck.

I had no idea who Gove was until I wrote this letter, now I can’t stop hearing about him. He seems like a tool.

By Christopher L. Jorgensen

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