Dear President Bush

Christopher L. Jorgensen¹
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393

April 11, 2008

The White House
Office of the Presidency
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

Dear President Bush,

My girlfriend likes you a lot more than I do. You could make me like you more if you would send me an autographed photo made out to her.

Write something like:

To [REDACTED],

something Presidential and inspiring.

(signed President of the United States - George W. Bush)

This would be great. Fred Thompson did this for me and she was excited for days.

Thanks,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. I do respect the Office of the Presidency and love my country.

¹[Author’s note: Originally I used my home address on this letter, but I stopped disclosing this location when Vice President Cheney refused to disclose his location.]

[Editor’s note: the above letter elicited no response, so Christopher tried again below.]

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393

December 29, 2008

The White House
Office of the Presidency
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

Dear President Bush,

Before you leave office could I please please please gat an autographed photo for my girlfiend? That’s three pleases!

Write something like:

To [REDACTED],

something Presidential and inspiring.

[signed President of the United States - George W. Bush]

Thanks,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. sorry about that whole shoe thing.