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Dear Sara Lee

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393


April 28, 2009


Sara Lee Consumer Affairs
P.O. Box 756
Neenah, WI 54957-0756


Dear Sara Lee,

They say the best things in life are free, but we know this isn’t true! If this were the case your tasty snacks wouldn’t cost anything!

Recently, I purchased one of your “Chocolate Dream Pies,” and while it wasn’t free I’d definitely call it one of life’s greater joys! Totally yummy. I could have eaten it all by myself! Well, actually I did, just not in one sitting. It took me two attempts to make it through to the last crumb, but I did it and felt a great sense of satisfaction. I also felt a bit ill, but that’s to be expected.

I have no idea how many calories I consumed with that cake, and while I could get up and check the box, you’ll have to forgive me if I don’t get off the couch.

I didn’t need anything, have no complaints (other than my pie is gone), and just wanted to say thanks for a great dessert!


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

 

 

 

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Sara Lee Consumer Affairs
PO Box 756
Neenah, WI 54957


Bakery 1.800.323.7117
Foodservice 1.800.261.4754
Meats 1.800.328.2426
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May 11, 2009


Mr. Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO BOX 93042
DES MOINES, IA 50393-3042

 

Dear Mr. Jorgensen:

Thank you for taking the time to give us such kind and thoughtful feedback. We appreciate hearing positive comments from our consumers, and yours were particularly rewarding.

It goes without saying that your remarks will receive wide circulation within our company. They act as positive reinforcement to the many people involved in developing, producing, marketing, and transporting our products. More importantly, they serve as a reminder of our commitment to produce only the very finest products. Compliments like yours make us feel that we are achieving our goal. We truly value you as a customer.

Sincerely,

[signed]

Carlene L.
Sara Lee® Consumer Affairs

 

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