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Dear Swanson

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


September 20, 2010


Swanson
P.O. Box 91000
Allentown, PA 18109


Dear Swanson,

The Scene: Me. One of your tasty Turkey Pot Pies. Nom nom nom.

Thanks.

Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

 

 

 

 

 

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Reply:

Pinnacle
FOODS GROUP LLC


October 13, 2010


Mr. Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

 

Dear Mr. Jorgensen:

Thank you for taking the time to contact Pinnacle Foods Group LLC regarding Swanson Turkey Pot Pie.  We are always grateful when loyal consumers such as you take the time to communicate their experience with us.  It gives us great pride to have the opportunity to interact with the individuals who use our products and hear your feedback first hand.

Thank you for the positive feedback.  I have shared your feedback with the proper department.  Please be assured that your comments have been passed on to the team of employees who work everyday to bring you and other consumers the highest quality products that we can offer.

Pinnacle Foods Group LLC is a company of brands—brands you know… brands you love. At the close of this letter, you can see all the brands that we are proud to have as part of our family of products.  To learn more about any of our products, find recipes or to read the brand history of these brands, please visit us online at www.PinnacleFoodsCorp.com.

Thank you again for your positive feedback, we look forward to your continued loyalty.

Sincerely,

[fake signature]

Liz Riley
Consumer Relations Representative

Reference #: 9119715

 

 

 


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Swanson website: www.pinnaclefoodscorp.com

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Commentary:

Note: Address has been updated to reflect my current P.O. Box.

I’m a big fan of the pot pie and the TV dinner. They are what you would call guilty pleasures for me. They are also cheap, though they have been going up in price.

I like sending the occasional short letter. Sometimes there isn’t much more to say than nom nom nom.

By Christopher L. Jorgensen

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