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<title>Jackass Letters: The Podcast</title>
<link>http://jackassletters.com/podcast</link>
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<copyright>&#xA9; 2008-2013 Christopher L. Jorgensen</copyright> 

<itunes:subtitle>A Christopher L. Jorgensen podcast showcasing the letters he writes to luminaries and companies sometimes with responses.</itunes:subtitle>

<itunes:author>Christopher L. Jorgensen</itunes:author>
<itunes:summary>Jackass Letters is dedicated to examining correspondence with real people and companies. It is equal parts spoof, satire, parody and criticism. New letters are generally published once a week on site. The podcast is updated Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.</itunes:summary>

<description>Jackass Letters is dedicated to examining correspondence with real people and companies. It is equal parts spoof, satire, parody and criticism. New letters are generally published once a week on site. The podcast is updated Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.</description>

<itunes:owner>
<itunes:name>Christopher L. Jorgensen</itunes:name>
<itunes:email>jackass@jackassletters.com</itunes:email>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>American Nurses Association</title>
<itunes:author>Christopher L. Jorgensen</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Nurses! Who doesn't love a woman in uniform?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>I would pay cold hard cash for a site like this.</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2012 04:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>2:16</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Nurses, calendar</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Bible Bread</title>
<itunes:author>Christopher L. Jorgensen</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>It's not really bread either. More like crackers.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>All the way from Israel to give you crackers? Also, yum!</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2012 05:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>2:40</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>bible_bread</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Dynomax Performance Exhaust</title>
<itunes:author>Christopher L. Jorgensen</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>On your mark...get set...go!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>I tried to get cool stuff for Joel Postman. I failed with Dynomax too!</itunes:summary>
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<guid>http://jackassletters.com/unanswered/dynomax_performance_exhaust</guid>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2012 06:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>2:13</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>After market, muffler, Thrush, Joel Postman</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Bain Capital</title>
<itunes:author>Christopher L. Jorgensen</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Si Dawson runs the awesome website thetwitcleaner.com. I use this site weekly. </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>In which I ask for the employment records of one WIllard Romney and am refused.</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 06:04:22 +0000</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>2:48</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Mitt Romney, Bain Capital, employment, job, hiring</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>2000 Flushes</title>
<itunes:author>Christopher L. Jorgensen</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Flush after flush it still leaves so much behind!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Tristan Carrasco is one of those people that has her very own IMBD page at imdb.com/name/nm1799307</itunes:summary>
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<enclosure url="http://jackassletters.com/podcasts/audio/2000_flushes.mp3" length="2219698" type="audio/mpeg" />
<guid>http://jackassletters.com/unanswered/2000_flushes</guid>
<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2012 06:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>2:18</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Toilet, flushing, bathroom, germs, bacteria, yuck, disgusting, </itunes:keywords>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Cragar Industries</title>
<itunes:author>Christopher L. Jorgensen</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>Vrrrroooooooommm!</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>I tried to get cool stuff for Joel Postman. I failed with Cragar.</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 07:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>2:08</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Aftermarket, muffler, Joel Postman, cars, vroom</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Mike the Headless Chicken</title>
<itunes:author>Christopher L. Jorgensen</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>This is a letter to a chicken without a head. I write headless chickens so you don't have to.</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>The City of Fruita has a festival dedicated to a chicken without a head named Mike.</itunes:summary>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 06:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>2:49</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>Headless, chicken, festival, Barbara Bailey, tweet_fail, twitter-fail.com</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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