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Dear Batter Blaster

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

January 14, 2010

Batter Blaster, LLC
2210 South Congress Avenue
Austin, TX 78704

Dear Batter Blaster,

love the website and the recipes, but you have two glaring omissions. I’ve included them below:

Pancakes

1 can Organic Batter Blaster Original

Pancake & Waffle Batter

4 Tbl Butter

Maple syrup to taste

Put batter on griddle, cook. Put butter and syrup on pancake. Eat.

And the worst one to forget is Aebleskivers! All you need is an Aebleskiver pan and a can of Organic Batter Blaster Original Pancake & Waffle Batter! You will make so many Norwegians happy, and there are like millions of them in the Midwest alone! Imagine the market share with Aebleskiver in a can!

In no time a person can master these two recipes and become a Master Batter Blaster. Say that three times fast!

Now all you have to do is come out with orange juice and sausage in a can!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

Organic Batter Blaster

Original Pancake & Waffle Batter

Dear Christopher,

Thank you for purchasing Batter Blaster and taking the time to write such a thoughtful letter. Just to say thank you for being a Batter Blaster believer, I’ve included a VIP coupon for one free can of BB. We hope you will continue to have great experiences with our product in the future!

Enjoy!

Best,
Sandy Castoro
HR & Office Manager
and Team Batter Blaster

2210 South Congress Avenue - Austin, Texas - 78704 - Phone (512)609-7650 - Fax (512) 609-7651 - batterblaster.com

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Description:Pancakes in a can are eaten by Christopher.


Respondent Website:
Batter Blaster

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