Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.
Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010
July 20, 2011
Blair Lazar
PO Box 363
Highlands, NJ 07732
Dear Blair’s Death Rain,
Holy shit man! My mouth is on fire. I was only able to make it through one ounce of a two ounce bag of your Habanero Kettle Cooked Potato Chips. To be fair though I had absolutely nothing to drink. No water, no milk, no beer, no soda pop! You should consider saying a two once bag is two servings. That way I wouldn’t have to feel as bad about letting a bag of potato chips unman me. I think I could have made a better showing for myself if I wasn’t breathing the Habanero dust off the chips.
Balls! These things are hot. I love hot stuff that has flavor. These also have a great flavor. It’s too easy to just make something hot, but you give these chips fire and taste! I love them.
My girlfriend thinks I have burned off all my taste buds. I try to tell her I can taste things she can’t. My palate is super sensitive. She never believes me. I’m going to buy some of your hot sauces now. I hope they are as flavorful as your chips!
Sincerely,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
Blair’s
Deathsauce
Since 1989
From the desk of Blair
Hello Christopher,
Great to get a real letter! These days the E-world moves so fast people just hit send!
Feel alive
Your chilipal
Blair
Gardner
Resources
Highlands
NJ 07732
800.98.BLAIR
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