Changing the World One Letter at a Time

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Dear Blair’s Death Rain

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

July 20, 2011

Blair Lazar
PO Box 363
Highlands, NJ 07732

Dear Blair’s Death Rain,

Holy shit man! My mouth is on fire. I was only able to make it through one ounce of a two ounce bag of your Habanero Kettle Cooked Potato Chips. To be fair though I had absolutely nothing to drink. No water, no milk, no beer, no soda pop! You should consider saying a two once bag is two servings. That way I wouldn’t have to feel as bad about letting a bag of potato chips unman me. I think I could have made a better showing for myself if I wasn’t breathing the Habanero dust off the chips.

Balls! These things are hot. I love hot stuff that has flavor. These also have a great flavor. It’s too easy to just make something hot, but you give these chips fire and taste! I love them.

My girlfriend thinks I have burned off all my taste buds. I try to tell her I can taste things she can’t. My palate is super sensitive. She never believes me. I’m going to buy some of your hot sauces now. I hope they are as flavorful as your chips!


Christopher L. Jorgensen


Since 1989

From the desk of Blair


Hello Christopher,

Great to get a real letter!  These days the E-world moves so fast people just hit send!

Feel alive

Your chilipal







NJ 07732

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