Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.
Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010
April 15, 2008
His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI
Vaticano City
Italy
Dear His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI,
Any way I could get an autographed photo?
You should consider bringing back the sale of indulgences. This could be a real money maker for for The Catholic Church! I’m thinking only for venial sins, but that’s really your call.
This might help offset some of the financial losses due to the ongoing sex abuse scandals in the United States and elsewhere. Think about it.
I am enclosing one United States Dollar for the impure thoughts I constantly have. I doubt if this is enough money for them all, but it’s the gesture that counts, right?
Thanks,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
p.s. I heard that muslims now outnumber catholics. Does the Vatican have a plan to encourage more catholic women to have more babies? Perhaps it is time to allow priests and nuns to get married (not to each other of course, that would obviously be wrong).
enc: $1
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His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI
If I had it all to do over again I would change my name to Aldo become a budget-based hitman who killed on a sliding-scale according to what people could afford and who really enjoyed his work and believed he was making the world a better place one assassination at a time.
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