Love it or leave it, baby. Love it or leave it.

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Lazlo Toth

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

May 5, 2008

Mr. Lazlo Toth
PO Box 245
Fairfax, Ca 94978

Dear Lazlo Toth,

I was wondering if you were dropped on your head as a baby. I am told this is a common infantile accident/injury, but I am having difficulty finding a documented case of anyone this has actually happened to.

After reading some small amount about you though, I have become convinced you exhibit all the symptoms these children carry into adulthood:

  • A nasally voice
  • A certain moral ambiguity
  • Excessive hair
  • Nearsightedness
  • Excessive masturbation
  • Large ego
  • Small stature

If possible, could you let me know if you do engage in excessive masturbation (like more than 6 times a day), thus confirming my diagnosis? For some time now I worried I had been dropped on my head as an infant, since I too met most of these symptoms, but after an unexpected growth spurt in my early 30s I am no longer of small stature.

Thanks!

Love and pogo-sticks,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. any way I can get an autographed photo?




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