Changing the World One Letter at a Time

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Dear Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 14, 2015

Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen, Inc.
400 Perimeter Center Terraces, Suite 1000
Atlanta, GA 30346

Dear Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen,

I love Popeyes. I would eat there all the time if it were closer, so it’s probably best for me that I have to travel nearly an hour to get some cajun fish and fries with a biscuit side, because if I ate that every day I would be pushing maximum density! I love your cinnamon apple pies; fried and not baked like other lame places. I can eat like five of them in one sitting. More than two apple pies and I feel like I am a beached whale, but I still do it. Sometimes we just have to live for the moment.

Man, I shouldn’t have started writing you this letter before lunch. Now I am hungry!

It’s cruel that I have to drive to get a some chicken that’s worth eating. One shouldn’t have to road trip for some quality fried food. I wouldn’t have to either if you had a location in Ames, IA. Please open up shop here. I’d eat enough blackened chicken tenders to make it worth both our whiles!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen




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