Love it or leave it, baby. Love it or leave it.

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Santa

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

December 7, 2009

Santa Claus
1 Santa Claus Lane
North Pole, AK 99705

Dear Santa,

my dad says I can only write if I "make it very clear" I am "an over privileged person who is too old to be writing Santa." He's afraid someone will send a toy that could go to some deserving kid, ad he's right. I haven't been very Good this year, so anything sent to me will just be donated. So why am I writing ? Well, I have a question.

What does Santa call the "elves?" "Santa's Little Helpers" doesn't sound very nice and everyone knows there are no such thing as elves(or fairies either, even tooth ones). Calling an elf small or little seems like bullying to me and I know that bullying is bad, so what does Santa call them? Some of my friends want to know really really bad, so I said I would ask.

               What does Santa

               Call the elves?




Christopher L. Jorgensen


p.s. I turn [redacted] in August!


Dad says I can't tell!

Dear C. Jorgenson

Merry Christmas


From Santa,

You have been so good this year that I am writing this letter especially for you.

I just finished making the last toys for the year.  Now the elves will put all those toys in my sleigh.  It’s a big, big job and the elves work very hard.  I’m sure you work very hard too.

I’ll be checking my list again, I always check it twice, to see who has been naughty or nice.  You are on the good list and Santa hopes you will continue to be good all the time.

Some of the younger elves are learning how to take care of the reindeer.  They can’t do it by themselves yet, but they are learning.  They are good helpers, just like you.

Santa wishes you a very

Merry Christmas.


Elf Ricky










Santa’s Mail Bag, 1 Santa Claus Lane, North Pole, Alaska 99705

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