Changing the World One Letter at a Time

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Wallaby Yogurt

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

October 31, 2020

Wallaby Yogurt Consumer Connections
12002 Airport Way
Broomfield, CO 80021

Dear Wallaby Yogurt,

​Happy Halloween!

I am writing because I am sure the one question I have is something you are sick of answering, but I still need to know: How do you milk a Wallaby?

Please don’t just say, “You milk Wallabies one wallaby at a time.” That would be disappointing.


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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