Jackass Letters: The Podcast Jackass Letters: The Podcast is a Christopher L. Jorgensen production dedicated to examining correspondence with real people and companies. It is equal parts spoof, satire, parody and cultural criticism. en-us no JackassLetters.com https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episodes © 2008-2026 Christopher L. Jorgensen Christopher L. Jorgensen jackass@jackassletters.com Five Dollars Off! Five Dollars Off! https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/five_dollars_off#When:13:00:00Z Sun, 20 Nov 2022 07:00:00 -0600 Our humber writer and narrator writes Puddles Pity Party, Batter Blaster, and Penthouse Letters. No one was harmed in the creation and mailing of these letters. Christopher explores his sexuality, bemoans the loss of a great product, and write a letter to Penthouse Letters just to be able to say he did. Three vintage letters, two of which got replies, one that didn't. Find me on Apple Podcasts.

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]]> 0:8:17 https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/five_dollars_off no Christopher L. Jorgensen Denied (Part 6) Denied (Part 6) https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/denied_part_6#When:13:00:00Z Sun, 13 Nov 2022 07:00:00 -0600 Five unanswered letters read by your humble narrator Christopher L. Jorgensen. Letters to Keen Boots, Tony’s Chocolonely, Firehouse Subs, Rob Sand, and Two Roads Hat Co.. Probably not in that order. Five recent letters that failed to elicit a reply. They were good tries. Find me on Apple Podcasts.

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]]> 0:8:05 https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/denied_part_6 no Christopher L. Jorgensen All the Little things All the Little things https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/all_the_little_things#When:13:00:00Z Wed, 09 Nov 2022 07:00:00 -0600 Letters to P.F. Chang's, NASA, and an unanswered one to Mouth. I enjoy the food, want to shoot a monkey into space, and would like suggestions on things to eat in a pandemic. Three letters. Two with answers, one without. Here’s a link to Jackass Letters: Archive Volume 1 and a link to Jackass Letters: Archive Volume 2 on Amazon. Buy them and make me less poor or just support me directly.

]]> 0:10:07 https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/all_the_little_things no Christopher L. Jorgensen Cuckoo Clocks Are of the Devil Cuckoo Clocks Are of the Devil https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/cuckoo_clocks_are_of_the_devil#When:13:00:00Z Sun, 06 Nov 2022 07:00:00 -0600 .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) and let me know what you think of what I've written or your opinion on this podcast.]]> Thee letters from the Jackass Letters archive. Subway, His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI, and Double Bubble bubble gum. All got replies of sorts, though the Pope only sent a photo. I hope you are enjoying these letters. If so, reach out to jackass@jackassletters.com and let me know what you think of what I've written or your opinion on this podcast. Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Christopher L. Jorgensen write three letters and gets three replies. That's the way it works! Find me on Apple Podcasts.

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]]> 0:7:59 https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/cuckoo_clocks_are_of_the_devil no Christopher L. Jorgensen Woof Woof Woof Woof https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/woof_woof#When:15:04:00Z Mon, 31 Oct 2022 10:04:00 -0500 Letter to Bush's Best about a cat and beans. Letter to Glock, Inc. about a bigly gun. Unanswered letter to Popeye's Chicken. Two answered letters and an unanswered letter. I am slowly going through my posts on Substack and adding audio to them. I kind of like this new newsletter/podcast format. I am learning as I go, so hopefully the quality of the podcasts will only get better with time.

]]> 0:8:43 https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/woof_woof no Christopher L. Jorgensen Denied (Part 5) Denied (Part 5) https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/denied_part_5#When:12:00:00Z Sun, 30 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0500 Five unanswered letters to Culver's, TD Ameritrade, Panda Express, Narcan Nasal Spray, Steak n Shake, but not in that order. I plan weekly, but shorter, podcasts going forward. Please also check out https://jackassletters.substack.com. Five letters sent without reply Going forward I hope to publish the podcast weekly. I plan for every other episode to be Unanswered Letters. The alternating episode should be a mixture of old and new. I plan for the episodes to be much shorter. I hope you still enjoy the Jackass Letters podcast.

]]> 0:9:31 https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/denied_part_5 no Christopher L. Jorgensen Pour Encourager les Autres Pour Encourager les Autres https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/pour_encourager_les_autres#When:16:55:00Z Wed, 16 Dec 2020 10:55:00 -0600 A poorly produced episode where there are too many errors to count, but if you're real bored you could try. The first three are some of my favorite responses or letters, and the last one is fairly new on the website. Obviously the pandemic makes things more difficult, so this is the best I can do for you. Thank you for your understanding and continued support! Christopher reads a variety of letters most of which have replies and he reads those too because he is literate. Letters in this podcast episode:

  • Alpo
  • Duluth Trading Company
  • Rick Perry *

  • Freddy’s Frozen Custard & Steakburgers

  • denotes letters without replies

]]> 0:19:52 https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/pour_encourager_les_autres no Christopher L. Jorgensen BAWK!.mp3 BAWK!.mp3 https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/bawk.mp3#When:11:05:00Z Tue, 28 Apr 2020 06:05:00 -0500 BAWK! BAWK! BAWK!

]]> 0:30:09 https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/bawk.mp3 no Christopher L. Jorgensen Go Ahead, I’m Listening Go Ahead, I’m Listening https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/go_ahead_im_listening#When:20:33:00Z Tue, 21 Apr 2020 15:33:00 -0500 Christopher reads letters to Lysol, Big Cat Rescue, Exotic Feline Rescue Center, Deadwood, Congressman Steve King, Luxor, and Mad Mex. All have replies except for Steve King and Mad Mex. Christopher reads letters to Lysol, Big Cat Rescue, Exotic Feline Rescue Center, Deadwood, Steve King, Luxor, and others. Christopher reads letters to Lysol, Big Cat Rescue, Exotic Feline Rescue Center, Deadwood, Congressman Steve King, Luxor, and Mad Mex. All have replies except for Steve King and Mad Mex.

]]> 0:20:46 https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/go_ahead_im_listening yes Christopher L. Jorgensen How to Dress in Wartime How to Dress in Wartime https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/how_to_dress_in_wartime#When:15:10:00Z Sun, 12 Apr 2020 10:10:00 -0500 Christopher reads a variety of letters most of which have replies and he reads those too because he is literate and likes to show off. All of these letters were written and sent prior to our most recent pandemic, but a few replies were recently received. They sat unopened until all coronaviruses were dead. I will risk a lot for you, but not illness or death. No, I am not kidding. You don't pay me enough! Christopher reads a variety of letters most of which have replies and he reads those too because he is literate. Letters in this podcast episode:

  • Off the Wagon
  • U.S. Office of Government Ethics (OGE)
  • Pepperjax Grill
  • Warren Buffett *
  • Hobby Lobby
  • Cadbury
  • Car Talk Guys

  • American Society of Ichthyologists and Herpetologists *

  • denotes letters without replies

]]> 0:28:04 https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/how_to_dress_in_wartime no Christopher L. Jorgensen I’ve Seen You Somewhere Before I’ve Seen You Somewhere Before https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/ive_seen_you_somewhere_before#When:12:26:00Z Sun, 05 Apr 2020 07:26:00 -0500 Christopher reads a handful of his favorite letters and does his best to entertain. This episode features a guest reading by Si Dawson as well as brand new artwork by Kenny Durkin. “Write a Letter” theme song by Josh Millard. Letters to: National Miniature Donkey Association, Cockapoo Club of America, Bain Capital, a fan letter to Christopher Moore, and Doctors Oz and Phil, as well as a letter to that rightwing hack Dennis Miller. The majority of this episode are unanswered letters from the jackassletters.com Dead Letter Office, but the Anthony Imperioli letters both have replies. Good ones too!

Please welcome back the Jackass Letters podcast!

]]> Christopher reads a handful of his favorite letters and does his best to entertain. This episode features a guest reading by Si Dawson as well as brand new artwork by Kenny Durkin. "Write a Letter" theme song by Josh Millard. Letters to: National Miniature Donkey Association, Cockapoo Club of America, Bain Capital, a fan letter to Christopher Moore, and Doctors Oz and Phil, as well as a letter to that rightwing hack Dennis Miller. The majority of this episode are unanswered letters from the jackassletters.com Dead Letter Office, but the Anthony Imperioli letters both have replies. Good ones too! Please welcome back the Jackass Letters podcast! Christopher reads a handful of his favorite letters and does his best to entertain. Podcast artwork by Kenny Durkin. “Write a Letter” them song by Josh Millard.

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]]> 0:22:06 https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/ive_seen_you_somewhere_before no Christopher L. Jorgensen Coming Soon! Coming Soon! https://jackassletters.com/podcast/episode/coming_soon#When:14:22:00Z Thu, 26 Mar 2020 09:22:00 -0500 Jackass Letters: The Podcast (Coming soon!). Subscribe now to to receive Jackass Letters: The Podcast. Christopher will be reading an assortment of letters new, old, and unanswered, as well as musing on life, writing, humor, and whatever pops into his pretty little head. He invites you along and hopes you’ll be somewhat slightly entertained and amused. Because in this day and age, expecting more is setting the bar too high!

]]> Jackass Letters: The Podcast (Coming soon!). Subscribe now to to receive Jackass Letters: The Podcast. Christopher will be reading an assortment of letters new, old, and unanswered, as well as musing on life, writing, humor, and whatever pops into his pretty little head. He invites you along and hopes you'll be somewhat slightly entertained and amused. Because in this day and age, expecting more is setting the bar too high! Jackass Letters: The Podcast (Coming soon!). Subscribe now to to receive Jackass Letters: The Podcast with your host Christopher Narration by Joel Postman.
“Write a Letter” them song by Josh Millard.
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