Professional Idiot: Do Not Try This At Home

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear PetSmart

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

June 23, 2008

Pet Smart
19601 N 27th Avenue
Phoenix AZ 85027

Dear PetSmart,

I was hoping you could suggest a new pet for me. I am wanting something cute and cuddly (preferably furry). I am concerned with lifespan though. It says online hamsters live for an average of two years. This seems a little too long to me. I know I could “help it along,” but this seems wrong.

Is there anything like a hamster that lives around six months (I am commitment phobic). I was thinking of something like a puppy, but less tasty, and a bit smaller.

Thanks for any help you can give!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

 

p.s. I see on your website that you have saved three million, three hundred thirty-six thousand, nine hundred forty-three lives. That’s a lot of people! You guys should get a medal!

Pet Smart
19601 North 27th Avenue • Phoenix AZ 85027 • (623) 580-6100

Christopher L. Jorgensen P.O. Box 546 Ames, IA 50010 June 27, 2008 Dear Christopher, Thank you for taking the time to contact us here at PetSmart. At this time I would recommend that you speak with the Manager on Duty of the store nearest you. The Manager on Duty will be able to answer any questions you may have. To Find your local PetSmart store please seek the PetSmart store locator found on www.petsmart.com. I hope this information will assist you and thank you for choosing PetSmart. Sincerely, Amanda


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