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Dear Parrot SA

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

September 20, 2014

Parrot, Inc
3000 Town Center
Suite 2340
Southfield, MI 48075

Dear Parrot SA,

I’m writing to tell you I’m tired of waiting for your Parrot Bebop Drone Extended Range super pack. I want that Skycontroller in my hands and I want to take amazing HD video! I thought of including a blank check with this letter, but you know (and I know) it would just bounce. Also, I have no idea how the exchange rate would work out.

This thing looks effing amazing! I am only just now getting bored with your promotional videos. I realize I am an impatient person, but still, it’s been a while since you promised this thing was coming. You are being cruel and mean at this point, taunting me with the idea of being able to shoot attractive 1080p video. Make this happen! Give me my drone! I don’t see why the NSA are the only ones to have all the fun.

If I am honest I have no idea what I will do with this thing. Most likely I will shoot stupid videos with a lot of puppets, but there is a small chance I would do something special and entertaining like making a porno. Most likely I will just crash my Parrot Bebop Drone, so I hope they are cheap enough I can afford to replace them on a regular basis.

Can you please let me know when this will be out and how much I need to save? I might cut back on my vices and start saving if I knew how much and when!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. I sent a version of this letter to your offices in France. I hear their customer service is better!

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Reply:

Parrot ®

September 29th, 2014

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

Dear Christopher,

Thank you very much for your letter.
We do appreciate your interest and excitement for the Bebop Drone.

Parrot has very high quality standards and that is the reason why our teams have been working hard on developing, improving and testing the Bebop Drone, for the last few months. This product is currently in the last phase of testing and you can expected to see it in store by the end of November 2014.
Unfortunately we have not announced pricing yet but I suggest you sign up on our website to receive news and updates on exact release date and pricing at: http://www.parrot.com/usa/products/bebop-drone

Again we thank you for your interest and support.

Happy flying!

[signed]

Julie Foguenne
Key Account Manager

Parrot SA website: parrot.com

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