Sunday, March 07, 2010

Dear Batter Blaster

Sent: January 14, 2010


Batter Blaster, LLC
2210 South Congress Avenue
Austin, TX 78704


Dear Batter Blaster,

love the website and the recipes, but you have two glaring omissions. I've included them below:
	Pancakes
	
	1 can Organic Batter Blaster Original
		Pancake & Waffle Batter
	4 Tbl Butter
	Maple syrup to taste

	Put batter on griddle, cook. Put butter and syrup on pancake. Eat.


And the worst one to forget is Aebleskivers! All you need is an Aebleskiver pan and a can of Organic Batter Blaster Original Pancake & Waffle Batter! You will make so many Norwegians happy, and there are like millions of them in the Midwest alone! Imagine the market share with Aebleskiver in a can!

In no time a person can master these two recipes and become a Master Batter Blaster. Say that three times fast!

Now all you have to do is come out with orange juice and sausage in a can!

Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen


Reply Dated: February 25, 2010

Letter from Batter Blaster. Click to be taken to larger size image.


Organic Batter Blaster
Original Pancake & Waffle Batter

Dear Christopher,

Thank you for purchasing Batter Blaster and taking the time to write such a thoughtful letter.  Just to say thank you for being a Batter Blaster believer, I’ve included a VIP coupon for one free can of BB.  We hope you will continue to have great experiences with our product in the future!

Enjoy!

Best,
Sandy Castoro
HR & Office Manager
and Team Batter Blaster

2210 South Congress Avenue - Austin, Texas - 78704 - Phone (512)609-7650 - Fax (512) 609-7651 - batterblaster.com


My reaction:

Batter Blaster Coupon. Click to be taken to larger size image.

Leave a comment on any letter on jackassletters.com (that doesn’t suck) and I will enter you into a drawing to win the Batter Blaster coupon. Drawing ends March 14th when I get around to declaring a winner. Check the Batter Blaster (warning: auto play audio) website to make sure you can actually redeem it before entering. Remember, all comments are moderated.

Website:

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