Professional Idiot: Do Not Try This At Home

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Dear Exotic Feline Rescue Center

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

December 10, 2010

Exotic Feline Rescue Center
2221 E. Ashboro Road
Center Point, IN 47840

Dear Exotic Feline Rescue Center,

Merry Christmas!

Every year around this time my thoughts turn to Christmas, which then makes me think of Jesus, which makes me think of Christians, which makes me think of lions, and then I smile. 

I looked at your gift store online and didn’t see what I wanted, but I decided to send you $20 anyway. What would make my day is a lucky lion’s tooth (or bobcat or leopard or cougar, pretty much anything except an ocelot’s, since who’d want one of those?). I’m not suggesting someone go pull a lion’s tooth just to send me one, but I figure these cats probably lose teeth all the time! But maybe they don’t. Maybe they have better dental plans than your typical American, in which case, I guess you don’t have to send me anything.

Since you made me smile I am sending along $20 (it’s the same as in town!).

Keep up the good work.


Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. if a tooth is out of the question I’d take a claw if one of the lions is done with his.

Exotic Feline Rescue Center

2221 East Ashboro Road
Center Point, IN 47840


Thank you for your recent gift to the Exotic Feline Rescue Center. We value your continued support and all the many wonderful things it makes possible.  As we continually strive toward providing the best possible care and environment for all our exotic big cats, it is through gifts such as yours that we are able to thrive as an organization dedicated to the rescue and care of these magnificent animals.  We thank you again and look forward to your continued support.

Joe Taft

Jean Herrberg
Assistant Director


Exotic Feline Rescue Center
2221 E. Ashboro Road
Center Point, IN 47840
(812) 835-1130

Name: C. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

Date Gift Received: 12/2010
Gift Amount: $20.00
Items Donated:


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No goods or services were received.

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