The Man, The Myth, The Legend

Christopher L. Jorgensen has been on the Earth for five decades give or take. It is unknown how many years he’s spent on other planets as a Space Marine.

Nearly everything that needs said about this man has already been said. But who said you had to have a need before saying something? This very site is proof this just isn’t the case.

During his deformative years Christopher was exposed to too much SCTV, constant late night HBO showings of “Excalibur” and “Altered States,” and countless live matches of Jai alai (it’s big in Iowa).

In his ample spare time he likes to create recipes for puppy and to pursue new hobbies. He owns more domain names than you can shake a stick at!

His partner would prefer you not encourage him (that’s her job).

He can be reached at:

He needs your money to keep this site going.