Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.
Christopher L. Jorgensen has been on the Earth for five decades give or take. It is unknown how many years he’s spent on other planets as a Space Marine.
Nearly everything that needs said about this man has already been said. But who said you had to have a need before saying something? This very site is proof this just isn’t the case.
In his ample spare time he likes to create recipes for puppy and to pursue new hobbies. He owns more domain names than you can shake a stick at!
His partner would prefer you not encourage him (that’s her job).
He can be reached at:
Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010
He needs your money to keep this site going.
Good thing I'm not filthy rich or my neighbors would have to put up with my pet hippopotamuses freezing to death in my yard every winter.— jackassletters.com (@jackassletters) January 31, 2020