Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

December 9, 2008

Gordon Brown
10 Downing Street
London
SW1A 2AA

Dear PM Gordon Brown,

I don’t know if you follow politics on this side of the pond, but recently there’s been this hoopla over here about allegations of President-elect Barack Hussein Obama holding dual citizenship. Some idiots are claiming he’s a dual national and has British citizenship because his father was a British subject. As you may already know, our Constitution requires our Presidents to be a US citizen (sorry, you’re out of the running. Ha ha!).

The idea of Barack Obama being anything other than a 100% loyal American is just plain poppycock! So I thought it best if I went right to the source and asked if you could look into it and come out and say it isn’t true! Well, unless it is true (that would be embarrassing).

I am going to ask you straight up, is President-elect Barack Hussein Obama also secretly a subject of Her Majesty’s? I promise I’ll let people over here know what you say. I’m hoping he’s not just 50% loyal American, but will brace myself for the worst.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. any way I could get an autographed photo for my girlfriend? Just make it out to “[Redacted ],” and send it to the above address. Thanks!