Christopher L. Jorgensen is Not Your Own Personal Jesus

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Dear Hanes

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

May 6, 2008

Retail Consumer Services
P.O. Box 3013
Winston-Salem, NC 27102

Dear Hanes,

I’m writing to thank you for a wonderful product! I really like your Men’s Hanes Classics tagless Comfort Cool Sports Briefs. I call them my man-panties. They are totally comfortable. Sometimes it feels like I am not wearing anything at all under my blue jeans! I especially like the purple ones. My girlfriend and I refer to these as my “purple power panties,” and I downright feel like a superhero when I parade about in these.

My only complaint is the multipacks come in different colors, forcing me to choose between being economical, and getting the color I really want. I suppose if all my man-panties were purple they would stop being so special though.

I know you know you make wonderful underwear, but thought I’d tell you all the same.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

Hanesbrands Inc.

Retail Consumer Services
P.O. Box 3013
Winston-Salem, NC 27102

May 20, 2008

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

Dear Mr. Jorgensen,

Thank you for writing us expressing an interest in Hanes Classic Sports Briefs.

We regret our company is no longer manufacturing the item you referred to. Consumer response to this particular item did not justify it’s continued sale. We hope that you will give one of our other products a try.

Mr. Jorgensen, we appreciate you taking the time to contact us. If we can be of future assistance, you may reach us at 1-800-994-4348; our hours of operations are Monday through Friday, 9:00am to 4:30pm (EST) or on the Internet at www.hanes.com.

Sincerely,

Carolyn Rivera
Consumer Care

Reference #1604344


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