Professional Idiot: Do Not Try This At Home

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Dear TomTom

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

May 11, 2011

Oosterdoksstraat 114
1011 DK Amsterdam
The Netherlands

Dear TomTom,

I have a friend in Canada named Anthony Imperioli and I am pretty sure he has one of your GPS devices in his Nissan Cube. I was wondering what would be required to get a print out of his whereabouts. I’m not talking in real time or anything (that would be creepy). I don’t want to stalk the guy! No, I am thinking something more along the lines of an historical record of where he’s been and how long he was at each place. Sort of like what people do on, but this would be right from the TomTom GPS.

I think this could be huge as Anthony is quite famous and people will love knowing where he’s been. And who knows…maybe someday he’ll need an alibi or something.

Is there a form I need to fill out? What’s the fee? Do you need the serial number off his TomTom GPS device? Let me know how we can make this happen!


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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