Christopher L. Jorgensen is Not Your Own Personal Jesus

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Dear Nair

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

June 9, 2008

Nair
c/o Church & Dwight Co., Inc.
469 North Harrison Street
Princeton NJ 08543

Dear Nair,

I know you’ll be anxious to get to get to the end of this letter just so you can get to work on my idea! Just skip to the end of the next paragraph if all you’re interested in is making lots more money and launching a new product.

I noticed on your website that you make nair, nair for men, and many pet products. Well, as you know cat hair is everywhere! I get a near invisible piece in my eye, I always seem to be covered in it, and a meal isn’t a meal, unless I have cat hair with every course. The solution is easy: Nair for cats!

Your company is uniquely poised to take advantage of such an idea! Why should owners of Sphynx (also known as Canadian Hairless) cats be the only people who do not have to worry about cat hair everywhere? Please solve this problem. We need hairless cats. As you already know, there’s a huge market for this, many people just don’t like a hairy pussy.

If you ever do release this, please send me a free bottle.

Thanks!

Christopher L. Jorgensen

Church & Dwight Co., Inc. Consumer Relations

469 North Harrison Street, Princeton, NJ 08543-5297 • www.churchdwight.com

July 3, 2008

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

Dear Mr. Jorgensen:

Thank you for contacting us regarding Nair® Lotion Hair Remover, and sharing your suggestions for our product.

Other consumers have brought similar ideas to our attention.

Our aim is to manufacture quality products which meet the needs of our consumers. You input is valuable in helping us meet this goal.

Once again, thank you for contacting us.

Cordially,

Janice E. Atkins
Consumer Relations Specialist


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