Jackass Letters: When Psychotherapy No Longer Helps!

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Dear White Spot Restaurants

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

November 24, 2012

White Spot Restaurants
1126 S.E. Marine Drive
Vancouver, BC, V5X2V7

Dear White Spot Restaurants,

I always say, “What happens in the broom closet stays in the broom closet,” well, unless you get some on a sweater. (Don’t worry if this makes no sense. Few things in life do!) Anyway, I had occasion to do a search of the internets for “white spot” and I found your restaurants! (This is not at all what I was looking for.) I checked out your menu and decided I wanted to get in the car and go. Two words: Poutine Bar! Then I read you don’t have locations in Iowa (which makes sense for a Canadian company), but then I read you don’t have any locations in Quebec either (this does NOT make sense for a Canadian company)! What do you have against Quebec? One of my best friends lives in Quebec. If there were a White Spot Restaurant in Quebec I would finally have reason to visit Anthony Imperioli! I guess he has to keep waiting for my visit, just as I await his. (My girlfriend says this is probably best.)

Anyway, I know how I got my white spot, thanks to the internets have a pretty good idea of how to get rid of it, and promise to be more careful in the future, but this does leave me with two unresolved questions: 1. If Anthony and I visit one of your restaurants do you have broom closets? 2. Why are you named “White Spot?” I couldn’t find the answer to these on your site.


Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. do you have any plans to open in the states of Iowa or Quebec soon?

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