Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

January 17, 2012

Outlaw Apparel
810 N. Tustin Street
Orange, CA 92867

Dear Outlaw Apparel,

If you sent me one of your shirts I would wear it in a video on YouTube. I intend to become quite famous someday and this would go far in raising the awareness of your brand. Hell, if you sent me two shirts I would wear one and send one to my Canadian friend Anthony Imperioli (he’s already famous). Between the two of us we should be able to promote Outlaw Apparel quite extensively.

Think about it. The two of us in your shirts would help to undo the negative impression people must form every time they see that Jarrod Schulz guy in one! If you do send us a couple shirts I promise that we won’t go out in them at the same time. If we did people might mistake us as one of those annoying couples that insists on dressing alike (and Anthony has already told me he won’t do it).

So what do you say? I wear an X-large and Anthony likes to pretend he does as well, but he’s really just a large.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen