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Dear Big Cat Rescue

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393


December 10, 2010


Big Cat Rescue
12802 Easy Street
Tampa, FL 33625


Dear Big Cat Rescue,

Merry Christmas!

I’ve watched two of your big cat videos online and have to say watching tigers rip into pumpkins and lions catching tossed turkey carcasses really brings a smile to my face! Then I feel bad because it’s that time of year again when we’re told to focus our charitable feeling toward our fellow man, but honestly, I don’t much like people.

I know you can’t go feeding people to the lions (this isn’t Rome after all!), but pumpkins and dead turkeys isn’t very sporting if you ask me. I was thinking you could pick something a bit more entertaining like a chiuaua or yorkie (obviously an adult dog as a puppy would stand little or no chance against a lion!)

I’d pay to see that. Who wouldn’t? So the way I see it I have an extra $5 laying around. I’m sending you this. I realize you probably can’t get a chiuaua or yorkie for $5, but maybe I could go in with someone else on a scottish terrier or something? If you decide to not buy dogs with my money then please put it toward the smallest of your big cats (I figure they don’t eat as much).


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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Reply:

Big Cat Rescue
A Non-Profit Educational Sanctuary

Big Cat Rescue
12802 Easy Street
Tampa, FL 33625
www.BigCatRescue.org
(813) 920-4130

C Jorgensen
PO Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393-3042

Dear C Jorgensen,

This letter is to acknowledge and thank you for your generous donation to Big Cat Rescue on 12/10/2010 valued at $5.00.  Your contribution has helped us provide a better home for these magnificent and deserving animals.

We have not provided you with any goods or services in exchange for this donation.  Big Cat Rescue Corp. is a 501(c)(3) non-profit corporation registered with the State of Florida to solicit donations.  Our registration number is CH-11409 and we use no paid solicitors, so 100% of your donation goes to the sanctuary, 0% to any solicitor.

On behalf of the cats, thank you very, very much!

 

For the cats,
Jamie Veronica

Jamie Veronica
President of Big Cat Rescue
12802 Easy Street
Tampa, FL 33625
813.920.4130 fax 813.920.5924
info@BigCatRescue.org
IRS FEIN 59-3330495

www.BigCatRescue.org

 

Big Cat Rescue website: www.bigcatrescue.org

Scan of the letter from Big Cat Rescue

Commentary:

I’d be totally disappointed by this reply, since it puts the boring in boilerplate, but they make awesome videos.

Here’s one of the ones I referenced in my letter:

I sent more money to another cat charity. Their letter was boring as well. I’ll post it eventually.

Jamie Veronica really likes her name like she likes her cats: Big!

By Christopher L. Jorgensen

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