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Dear Duke Traps

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393


September 20, 2010


Duke Company
P.O. Box 555
West Point, MS 39773

Dear Duke Company,

I’m guessing it’s not legal to set traps on my lawn to catch the kids that keep coming on it? But, man, I wish it were! I’d order a big ol’ mean looking thing with shaper teeth and those kids would learn a thing or three! I’m right, right? It’s not legal is it? Or maybe it is. Maybe you have some mostly humane traps that would just stun the little urchins until the police could arrive and drag them off to juvenile detention!

Snap!

Ether way, legal or not, I don’t see how that’ll matter much to you, so could you please send me a catalog? Preferably something with lots of pictures as I don’t read too well these days.


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

 

Sponsor:

Reply:

[Editor’s note: The below page with a listing of their products with a particular trap highlighted is what was received.]

Scan of list of products from Duke Traps

 

 

 

 

 

 

Duke Traps website: www.duketraps.com

Commentary:

No letter. Just a page of traps printed off with the relevant trap highlighted. They can’t be bothered with those damn kids either!

By Christopher L. Jorgensen

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