Dear Duke Traps
Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393
September 20, 2010
Duke Company
P.O. Box 555
West Point, MS 39773
Dear Duke Company,
I'm guessing it's not legal to set traps on my lawn to catch the kids that keep coming on it? But, man, I wish it were! I'd order a big ol' mean looking thing with shaper teeth and those kids would learn a thing or three! I'm right, right? It's not legal is it? Or maybe it is. Maybe you have some mostly humane traps that would just stun the little urchins until the police could arrive and drag them off to juvenile detention!
Snap!
Ether way, legal or not, I don't see how that'll matter much to you, so could you please send me a catalog? Preferably something with lots of pictures as I don't read too well these days.
Sincerely,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393
September 20, 2010
Duke Company
P.O. Box 555
West Point, MS 39773
Dear Duke Company,
I'm guessing it's not legal to set traps on my lawn to catch the kids that keep coming on it? But, man, I wish it were! I'd order a big ol' mean looking thing with shaper teeth and those kids would learn a thing or three! I'm right, right? It's not legal is it? Or maybe it is. Maybe you have some mostly humane traps that would just stun the little urchins until the police could arrive and drag them off to juvenile detention!
Snap!
Ether way, legal or not, I don't see how that'll matter much to you, so could you please send me a catalog? Preferably something with lots of pictures as I don't read too well these days.
Sincerely,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
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[Editor’s note: The below page with a listing of their products with a particular trap highlighted is what was received.]
Duke Traps website: www.duketraps.com
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No letter. Just a page of traps printed off with the relevant trap highlighted. They can’t be bothered with those damn kids either!
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