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Dear GLOCK, Inc.

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


January 21, 2017


GLOCK, Inc.
6000 Highlands Parkway
Smyrna, GA 30082


Dear GLOCK, Inc.,

Here’s what I want: I want the biggest hand cannon, with the best stopping power, money can buy. When I pull out my gun I want the bad guy filling his drawers, and when he’s shot I want him to fall down and stay down! A guy that get up after you shoot him is just a guy you have to shoot again!

I want a man’s man gun. I want something that is loud and kicks like a mule! I want big bullets that leave nothing in doubt! When I pull that trigger I want that thing to go BOOOM! I don’t need anything flashy or fashionable. I just need something intimidating; a gun that can punch a serviceable hole in someone you could drive a truck through! If it’s not racist I’d prefer something black, but I’d consider something in silver if you think that would suit me better. Budget really isn’t a concern. I say when it comes to personal safety there’s no reason to skimp! But if if it were cheap enough I might even buy two. One for each hand. Twice the ammo, twice the stoping power! Twice the BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

I don’t think I need it to hold a lot of rounds, since in the unlikely event I do pull the trigger, I don’t plan on missing. If it matters, I have bigly hands, so I’m not trying to compensate for lacking in other areas. I just want a bigly gun!

So what do you recommend?


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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Reply:

GLOCK, Inc.
P.O. Box 369 Smyrna,
Georgia 30081 U.S.A.

Tel. +1 (770) 432 1202
Fax +1 (770) 433 8719

Date: 2/8/2017

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

Hello Christopher L. Jorgensen
I’m responding to your mailed in correspondence Letter. I have included our just released GLOCK 2017 Annual which also doubles as a Buyer’s Guide with specifications to all of our current pistol models.

Next, I have also enclosed a list of authorized GLOCK Stocking Dealers & Range Dealers within 30 miles of your zip code.

Lastly, to answer your question about the most powerful GLOCK Pistol caliber we offer, that would be our 10mm models which include; the GLOCK G20, G29, & G40.

Note: GLOCK does not sell pistols directly to the public.

[signed]

With kind regards,

Chris Knighton

Customer Service Rep
Phone +1 770 432-1202 x 6269
Fax +1 770 433-8719

GLOCK, Inc.
8000 highlands Parkway, Smyrna. GA 30382 USA

www.glock.com

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GLOCK, Inc. website: us.glock.com

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