Dear Gov. Schwarzenegger (CA)

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393

December 9, 2008

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
State Capitol Building
Sacramento, CA 95814

Dear Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger,

Could I please get an autographed photo for my girlfriend? Just make it out to “

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Also, I was wondering do you ever say “to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women” anymore? I bet that would drive the Democrats absolutely nuts!

Thanks,

Christopher “It’s not a tumor!” Jorgensen

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Reply:

Office of the Governor

February 4, 2009

Dear Mr. Jorgensen,

Thank you for your letter requesting my photo. I always appreciate hearing from my supporters and fans. As Governor, I’ve been honored by the number of well-wishers who have taken the time to write me.

I have enclosed a photo for your collection, with my compliments. Again, thank you for your correspondence.

Sincerely,

[signed]

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Enclosure

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger • Sacramento, California 95814 • (916) 445-2841

Gov. Schwarzenegger (CA) website: www.schwarzenegger.com

Scan of the letters from Arnold Schwarzenegger

Commentary:

As usual, a politician couldn’t resist sending his publicity photo, and as usual my questions were ignored. I did get the autographed photo I was asking for, but it came with the following DISCLAIMER:

This photograph is a gift from the Governor and is for the personal use and enjoyment of the recipient only. It may not be used for any other purpose. It may not be sold, duplicated, altered in any way, or used for any political or promotional purposes without advanced express written consent of Governor Schwarzenegger. If this photograph is used in an unauthorized matter, the Governor shall have the right to enjoin its use.

I won’t reproduce the photo on this site, since I am not sure what “enjoin” means, but you can see it here and here! I can’t wait until Arnold enjoins their asses!

Hey California, want to save some cash? Stop answering letters from idiots! Oh, wait, I forgot, this is California I’m talking about here. I bet the majority of correspondence the Governor gets is from idiots.

Disclaimer disallowing me from putting a photo on this site.

By Christopher L. Jorgensen

Website: http://jackassletters.com

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