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Dear Sharpie

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393


July 1, 2009


Sanford Corporation
Attn. Consumer Affairs
2707 Butterfield Road
Oak Brook, IL 60523


Dear Sharpie,

You really should come out with scented Sharpies. When you use them as often as I do they can give you quite a headache. I think scented Sharpies would sell way better and be very popular in the high schools!


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Reply:

Newell Rubbermaid
Office Products Group
Brands That Matter


July 7, 2009

 

Mr. Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393-3042

Dear Mr. Jorgensen:

Thank you for reaching out to us about our Sharpie® Markers. It brings us great pleasure knowing that you enjoy using our products. We always appreciate hearing from our satisfied customers and thank you for taking the time to contact us. Please be assured that your comments have been forwarded to our quality control and marketing departments.

Thank you for taking the time to contact us. If there is anything else we can assist you with please let us know. We can be reached at (800) 346-3278.

Sincerely,

[world’s worst pixelated signature—should have signed in Sharpie®]

Joseph Langone
Associate
Sanford Consumer Affairs

000782350A

 

 

 

 

 

Sharpie® Expo® PaperMate® uni-ball® Liquid Paper® Dymo® CardScan®
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2707 Butterfield Rd | Oak Brook, IL 60523 | Direct +1 (630 481-2000 | Fax +1 (630) 481-2099 | www.sanford.com

Sharpie website: www.sharpie.com

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Commentary:

They get marks for replying, but that signature kills me. If only there were a place Mr. Langone could get a quality pen. Hhhhmmmm!

They gave me a standard red Sharpie®.

By Christopher L. Jorgensen

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