Christopher L. Jorgensen is Not Your Own Personal Jesus

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Dear Apple

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 11, 2008

1 Infinite Loop
Cupertino, CA 95014

Dear Apple,

They say you can’t get something for nothing, but I sure would like to try. Please send me something for free. Anything would be great! Something like an autographed photo of someone who works there or a used iPod or something. Whatever you think is cool will be cool.



Christopher L. Jorgensen

April 17, 2008

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

Dear Christopher,

Thanks for writing to Apple. We’re glad to hear how much you enjoy our products.

Hearing from satisfied customers is always a pleasure. An important measure of our company’s success is based on the feedback of our customers.

Did you know the iPod is the world’s most popular family of digital music players with over 140 million sold? The lineup includes iPod shuffle, the world’s most wearable iPod; iPod classic holding up to 40,000 songs; the incredible iPod nano with video playback and the breakthrough iPod touch with a revolutionary Multi-Touch interface.

You can make amazing stuff with a Mac. Every Mac comes with iLife, a suite of software that transforms your photos, music, and video into all kinds of projects. Make high-quality websites, photo books, DVDs, songs, slideshows, music CDs, calendars, cards, prints, podcasts, music videos, documents, and more.

Please keep an eye on Apple’s website, at, for the latest product information.

Thanks again for writing.



Apple Customer Care

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