Christopher L. Jorgensen is Not Your Own Personal Jesus

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Aurora

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

May 1, 2012

Aurora
815 Gana Ct.
Mississauga, Ontario,
Canada L5S 1P2

Dear Aurora,

I was saddened to see your contest for 5 liters of Olive Oil is only open to Canadian residents. I would have loved to win, but as a US citizen I am disqualified? This doesn’t seem fair. Why do you hate us? Is it because of our freedoms?

I would have totally poured the whole thing on my Canadian friend Anthony Imperioli. It would be amazing to see him covered in “Cuor D’Ulivo” Extra Virgin Olive Oil. I know some people would consider this a waste, but I can’t imagine anything else I would rather do!

Maybe you could enter me anyway and if I win I could come to Canada.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen


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