Christopher L. Jorgensen is Not Your Own Personal Jesus

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Bag Of Dicks

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

October 16, 2020

BOD LUX HOLDINGS, LLC
530-B Harkle Road, Suite 100
Santa Fe, NM 87505

Dear Bag Of Dicks,

​I can’t figure out if I can send your product anonymously. I mean, anyone I would send it to would know it’s from me, since all the assholes in my life know what I think about them, but that’s a far cry from wanting them to be able to prove I sent them a Bag of Dicks. I want plausible deniability if you know what I mean. I want to be able to invite these people to “Eat a bag of dicks!” without them being able to go to Human Resources and having me fired over what is just obviously a joke and totally not a violation of Title IX.

I have three different people in my life right now that I would like to tell to “Eat a Bag of Dicks!” and that’s not even counting the President, so this would be a fairly large sale on your part, but I can’t go through with it if these people will know it was me. I mean, as much as I would like to write, “Eat a Bag of dicks, you asshole! Sincerely, Christopher L. Jorgensen,” and send this to the aforementioned people, I don’t think even my lawyer would be able to keep me from the unemployment lines if I did.

So, can I send a Bag of Dicks anonymously or not? It’s not like I am planning murder here, but I’d still rather not get caught. If there are any forensic counter measures you suggest, I am open to ideas, but I would really like to get your product into the hands of some people that really need to be told to bite the big one!

Sincerely,

Christopher L Jorgensen





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