Love it or leave it, baby. Love it or leave it.

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Budweiser

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 29, 2008

Anheuser-Busch, Inc.
One Busch Place
St. Louis, MO 63118

Dear Budweiser,

I heard that people who work for your company get a free case of Budweiser beer every month. Is this true? Aren’t you worried this will somehow promote alcoholism? Drunks don’t make the best workers (or so Human Resources keeps telling me)!

Actually, the more I think about this, the cooler this deal sounds. Anyway I can get in on this action? I don’t want to work for Anheuser-Busch, Inc., but a free monthly case of Budweiser beer sounds great. You could just send it to the above address.

The way I figure it, this would save me one of my many trips to Casey’s.

Thanks,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. I really like those clydesdales. They’re cool!

Anheuser-Busch, Inc.

One of the Anheuser-Busch Companies

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

Dear Mr. Jorgensen,

Thank you for taking the time to contact Anheuser Busch. We truly appreciate your interest in our company.

We’d love to be able to assist in your request. However, Anheuser-Busch is an alcohol beverage company, so we do have a certain social responsibility. So that we may assist you, please provide us with your date of birth, in order to ensure that you are above the legal drinking age.

You may reach us at 1-800-DIAL-BUD (800-342-5283) and provide our Customer Information Specialist with the following reference number, [Redacted], for prompt service. We are available 7 days a week, and our hours of operation are:

Monday — Thursday: 8:00am — 8:00pm CST
Friday: 8:00 am — 10:00pm
Saturday: 12:00pm — 10:00pm
Sunday: 12:00 pm — 6:00pm

Again, thank you for writing to Anheuser-Busch, as well as for your understanding in this matter. We hope to hear from you soon!

Sincerely

Kim Burke
Manager
Customer Relationship Group
Anheuser-Busch, Inc.

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Anheuser-Busch, Inc.
One Busch Place
St. Louis, MO 63118


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