Christopher L. Jorgensen is Not Your Own Personal Jesus

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Dear Bureau of the Public Debt

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

July 7, 2010

Treasury Department
Attn: Dept G
Bureau of the Public Debt
P.O. Box 2188
Parkersburg, WV 26106-2188

Dear Bureau of the Public Debt,

I read our current national debt is $13,169,257,749,345.36 give or take a few hundred thousand. This is a pretty big number if you ask me. This is why I am sending you $5. By my calculations this will make the debt a slightly more manageable $13,169,257,749,340.36! Just think, if everyone in the world did this we could get this debt whipped into shape in no time!

I know some people won’t want to cough up their fair share, but I submit that these people hate America! All the time I hear people complaining about out of control debt, but I bet not one of these people have actually done anything about it. This $5 will let me feel smugly superior to those idiots and that’s definitely worth the money!

If a bunch of people sent me $5 I know it would make a difference in my life! I wish I had a “Dept G” to take donations for me! If just 20,439 people sent $5 to:

Christopher L. Jorgensen
Attn: Dept G
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

I’d feel like a rich man!


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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