Professional Idiot: Do Not Try This At Home

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Dear Cadbury

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

September 29, 2010

Cadbury United States
389 Interpace Parkway,
Parsippany, New Jersey
07054-1198

Dear Cadbury,

Every year my girlfriend tells me how good the the Cadbury Creme Egg McFlurry is and how it’s a damn shame that they don’t have it in the US. Now, I think America is the greatest country in the world and if we don’t have it then it’s just not worth having. This leaves me in a quandary. Either the Cadbury Creme Egg McFlurry is not as good as my girlfriend says or America isn’t as great as I think it is. Since I believe my girlfriend is fairly honest this leaves me doubting my country!

I thought about writing you last year to ask you to bring the Cadbury Creme Egg McFlurry to the US, but I didn’t think about it until Christmas. I wanted to make sure you had more lead time to pull this off.

It’d probably sell well here. If you’ve looked around lately there’s an obesity epidemic. People love their high calorie foods in the US. I’d at least try it, and my girlfriend would get one, so there’s two sales right there!

Please bring the Cadbury Creme Egg McFlurry to the US. Doing this will shore up my faltering Patriotism.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

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October 20, 2010

Mr. Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 59393-3042

Dear Mr. Jorgensen,

I appreciate you taking the time to contact us regarding Cadbury chocolate.

Unfortunately, I am unable to provide you product information for Cadbury chocolate in the United States. To let you know, Cadbury chocolate products in the United States are manufactured and distributed under a franchise agreement by Hershey Chocolate USA.

For Cadbury chocolate information, you may contact Hershey’s at 1-800-468-1714 or at www.hersheys.com.

I regret that I was unable to provide you with information on the product you have requested, but I hope this information was useful.

Good luck on your search!

Thank you again for taking the time to contact us.

Sincerely,

Kim McMiller
Associate Director, Consumer Relations
Ref: 21434488Y

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