Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

September 13, 2010

Century Publishing
P O Box 11307
Salt Lake City
UT 84147

Dear Century Publishing,

I’m not gay or anything, but sometimes certain men have some kind of hold over me. I mean hot is hot if you know what I mean. Like I have this Canadian friend who’s a bit more attractive than he should be. If Anthony Imperioli wasn’t so far away, and if we both didn’t have girlfriends, I don’t know where things would lead! This thought keeps me up at night!

So I was wondering if you had any tips on nipping this burgeoning and burdensome desire right in the bud! Is there a book I should read that will help keep my on the straight and narrow (I’m more worried about the straight part).

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen