Christopher L. Jorgensen is Not Your Own Personal Jesus

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Dear Century Publishing

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

September 13, 2010

Century Publishing
P O Box 11307
Salt Lake City
UT 84147

Dear Century Publishing,

I’m not gay or anything, but sometimes certain men have some kind of hold over me. I mean hot is hot if you know what I mean. Like I have this Canadian friend who’s a bit more attractive than he should be. If Anthony Imperioli wasn’t so far away, and if we both didn’t have girlfriends, I don’t know where things would lead! This thought keeps me up at night!

So I was wondering if you had any tips on nipping this burgeoning and burdensome desire right in the bud! Is there a book I should read that will help keep my on the straight and narrow (I’m more worried about the straight part).


Christopher L. Jorgensen

September 19, 2010

Dear Christopher,

Thanks for writing to us. We’ve enclosed a brochure about books that may help you. There are also several websites that have good information:

  • general site
  • for Christians
  • for LDS (Mormon) Christians
  • for Catholics
  • for Jews

Hope these help!

Larry Richman

Century Publishing

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