Christopher is the Magic 8 Ball of the depressingly obvious.

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Cialis

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 21, 2008

Cialis
c/o Eli Lilly and Company
Lilly Corporate Center, 893 S. Delaware
Indianapolis, IN 46285

Dear Cialis,

I was on your website researching erectile disfunction and I came across the following:

“As with any ED tablet, in the rare event of priapism (an erection lasting more than 4 hours), seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.”

You write this like a 4 hour erection is a bad thing, so I was wondering what is the longest time I can safely have one? Also, in the event that I am required to go to the doctor what’s he going to do for me? Can’t I just think of Margaret Thatcher on a cold day?

I only know of one way to reliably get rid of an erection and that’s to have an orgasm, and frankly I don’t think of my doctor in this way. I think I’d rather just take care of this in the privacy of my own kitchen, and not a doctor’s office.

Also, I tried to click on the link to get a free sample, but it’s not working, so could you just send my sample to the above address?

Gratefully,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

www.lilly.com

Eli Lilly and Company
Lilly Corporate Center, 893 S. Delaware
Indianapolis, Indiana 46285
1-800-LILLYRX (1-800-545-5979)
April 29, 2008

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

Request No. 1-65324548

Dear Mr. Jorgensen:

Than you for your letter regarding Cialis®. If possible, we would like very much to provide information to you. To discuss your inquiry further, you may call 1-800-LillyRx (1-800-545-5979) at your convenience or visit
The Lilly Answer Center is available to assist you Monday through Friday from 9 am to 5 pm EDT.

www.lilly.com.

Please be advised that the best source of information for any questions or concerns you may have is your own doctor or healthcare professional. He/she is best able to provide information that is targeted toward your clinical circumstances. As each patient’s situation is unique, we cannot provide medical guidance, diagnosis, or treatment recommendations.

Sincerely,

The Lilly Answers Center
ELI LILLY AND COMPANY

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