Were you dropped on your head as a baby or something?

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Clean Waste

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 6, 2011

Clean Waste
523 Business Hub Drive
Belgrade, MT 59714

Dear Clean Waste,

My friend Anthony Imperioli has a lot of accidents. At least that’s what he says (I think it’s just poor planning on his part!). I’m 10 years older than him and I don’t have any where hear as many accidents as Anthony, so I thought he’d probably benefit from one of your Pee-Wee bags. I was going to send him one of the trial ones, but Anthony is in Canada and last time I sent something there it took 3 weeks. I think he’s going to have to do his own ordering!

Since you’re in the waste disposal business I thought you might enjoy reading this memo by Barbara Mallon: http://www.iowadot.gov/morgue/news1997/10309701.htm I guess people leaving bottles of pee by the side of the road is a big problem in Iowa. You should market your product as a responsible alternative to leaving bottles full of urine for others to find. I’m pretty sure Anthony doesn’t do this, but you never know with that guy!

Anyway, let me know if you ship to Canada and I’ll be sure to tell Anthony about the Pee-Wee!


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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