I have become comfortably numb.

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear CString

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

December 7, 2009

Creative Mind Designs
18441 N. 25th Avenue
Phoenix, Arizona 85023

Dear CString,

First off, I think I am missing the men’s section on your website. I doubt I could still get one by Christmas, but honestly, I live in Iowa, so having one during the winter is pretty stupid, but as long as I get mine before summer I’ll be happy. What do you need to know so I can insure a proper fit? Length and girth I am assuming, but maybe a measurement from some point on my back to the top of my package so you know how long to make it? As you can see, I am a little confused about how these things work. Would it just be easier if I sent photos?

Secondly, if the reason you don’t have a men’s section is due to lack of male models, well, my friends (Giuseppe Vescio and Anthony Imperioli) and I would like to volunteer. Well, not exactly volunteer, but rather work something out in trade. Maybe we could just be paid in CStrings (Antz is going to need a smaller size than Joey and me). They live in Canada, which gets almost as cold as Iowa, so if you need photos soon we’ll have to come to Arizona.

Can’t wait to hear back!


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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