Were you dropped on your head as a baby or something?

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Depend

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

December 8, 2008

Kimberly-Clark Corporation
Dept. INT
P.O. Box 2020
Neenah, WI 54957-2020

Dear Depend,

You have to admit the one major failing of your Depend products is that they totally lack in sex appeal! Have you ever thought about addressing this?

Seems to me a line of super absorbent thongs would be a hot seller! There's a market out there for women with urinary incontinence that is going unserved. This has got to be just an oversight.

Or perhaps these exist and I am just unaware. If this is the case, could you please point me in the right direction. I know it's too late for Christmas, but I know something like this would be a great gift to just keep on hand. 


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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