Jackass Letters: When Psychotherapy No Longer Helps!

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Dear Fazoli’s

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 6, 2011

2470 Palumbo Drive
Lexington, KY 40509

Dear Fazoli’s,

My friend Anthony Imperioli absolutely refuses to eat in your restaurants. He says they aren’t “authentic” (whatever that means!). I say it’s his loss. He’s the one missing out on free breadsticks! I think it’s because Anthony is Italian that he’s such a food snob, but it could be because he’s Canadian?

Are your restaurants in Canada different than the US ones? Perhaps this issue. Maybe the Canadian Fazoli’s aren’t as good as the American Fazoli’s (this wouldn’t surprise me!). I feel bad for Anthony since he’ll probably go his whole life without having an Italian Lemon Ice! (Man those things are good and cold!)

Even if Anthony won’t go to Fazoli’s I wouldn’t worry I eat enough for us both! I could care less if the food is authentic or not. Is good. There’s a lot. And it has cheese. Stuff it, Anthony!

How do you get your Italian Lemon Ices so cold?


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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