Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

May 1, 2008

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

Dear FBI,

Is it true you keep a file on every US citizen? Can I request mine and my girlfriend’s? I’d just like to see what you have to say about us. I’d tell you her name, but I’m sure you already know that, since we’ve been dating for some time now.

Also, anyway I can get a list of all the lists I am on?

Thanks,

Christopher L. Jorgensen