Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 27, 2011

Durkee Mower Inc.
P.O. Box 470
Lynn, MA 01903

Dear Marshmallow Fluff,

First off I must admit that I believe my leg has been pulled. I am assured you sell Fluff in five-gallon buckets. This both entices and mortifies me. Who has a need for that much Fluff? When I checked your website though I see no such thing! Like I said, my leg’s been pulled, right?

If you do sell it in five-gallon buckets can you tell me how much it would cost to send two buckets of fluff to my Canadian friend? Anthony Imperioli’s a huge Nutella fan and about the only thing I can imagine would make that stuff better is to add Fluff! I figure if it works for peanut butter it has to work for Nutella, right?

Ten gallons and Anthony could practically take a bath in the stuff!

Vive La Fluffernutter!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen