Christopher L. Jorgensen is Not Your Own Personal Jesus

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Dear Marshmallow Fluff

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 27, 2011

Durkee Mower Inc.
P.O. Box 470
Lynn, MA 01903

Dear Marshmallow Fluff,

First off I must admit that I believe my leg has been pulled. I am assured you sell Fluff in five-gallon buckets. This both entices and mortifies me. Who has a need for that much Fluff? When I checked your website though I see no such thing! Like I said, my leg’s been pulled, right?

If you do sell it in five-gallon buckets can you tell me how much it would cost to send two buckets of fluff to my Canadian friend? Anthony Imperioli’s a huge Nutella fan and about the only thing I can imagine would make that stuff better is to add Fluff! I figure if it works for peanut butter it has to work for Nutella, right?

Ten gallons and Anthony could practically take a bath in the stuff!

Vive La Fluffernutter!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

Marshmallow

fluff®

DURKEE-MOWER INC. 2 EMPIRE STREET P.O. BOX 470 LYNN, MASSACHUSETTS 01903-0570 781/593-6007 FAX: 781/593-6410
WEBSITE: HTTP://WWW.MARSHMALLOWFLUFF.COM

Christopher Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

Dear Christopher,

We are very sorry but our 5 lb. containers of Fluff are only distributed to service industries. Also, our carrier, UPS, will not deliver to Canada, only the 48 contiguous States.

Thank you for your interest in our product and we are sorry we cannot accommodate your request.

Durkee-Mower, Inc.


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Marshmallow Fluff



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