Jackass Letters: When Psychotherapy No Longer Helps!

Take down requests and C&D letters will be forwarded to my attorney Marc J. Randazza.

Dear Flying Meat

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

September 20, 2010

Flying Meat Inc.
12231 11th Dr SE
Everett, WA 98208

Dear Flying Meat,

Your company name is kind of a bit gross. Meat should not fly!

This aside I am thinking of making some pictures to put on the web and think it would be cool to use Acorn to do it. Mostly I would be cropping a scan and making a thumbnail that links to a bigger image. You would then click the thumbnail to see the full sized picture. Acorn would do this for me, right?

$49.95 seems like a fair price to me, but sadly that $49.95 more than I have. I doubt if you have any kind of installment plan, but if you do that would be cool. Like maybe I send you a buck every time I crop a photo and make a thumbnail for it? That’s only 50 photos, so shouldn’t take me more than a year to pay you off.

Or maybe once I get my site done I could trade you a banner ad for a promotional code?

What do you think my chances are of getting the guys at Panic to send me a license for Coda? I’m going to ask them as well. If you say “yes” and they say “no” just think how much cooler this will make you! Oh course if you both say yes I’ll be saving $148.95!

I’ll understand if you just tell me no.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

Tell Your friends about Acorn! –Gus.


Respondent Website:
Flying Meat



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